Q4 contributions will be due soon for FY 2006 writeoffs. But don't back-date that check before taking Amrit Chadwallah's pop quiz.

If you scored under 70%, your wealth will escheat to Rooster Foundation: Crowing in the New American Century, where it will be used to lighten the burdens of Freedom. You and your and your children can start life over from the Dumpster, to prove your mettle, and rise by your own efforts unaided.

High stakes, comrades.