Fifteen Inches of Fame

11:00 AM Apr 05, 2006

Chris Lundberg here heard from someone that we'd been mentioned in GQ. And now, after sufficient squinting through the fragrance ads, we're prepared to reveal it. We're part of a top-ten list of reasons Republicans are better lovers:

9. WOOING TECHNIQUES
Republicans will never send you group e-mails that consist of the entire text of Al Gore's last speech (that was "woefully underreported" but "I knew you'd want to read it in its entirety"). Or the sign-up sheet for Democracy in Action, or whatever the hell those weirdos from the Howard Dean campaign are up to now. Or forms to send your congressperson because something terrible is happening to some woman you don't know in Niger. (And you'd better send it to a hundred more friends or her labia will be removed tonight!!!) Nah. Republicans send e-mails that say: "I can't wait to eat your pussy."

We're choosing to take it as a compliment to the ubiquity of democracyinaction.org domains associated with liberal action pages, although for the record, while we're into a lot of the same kinks, we're a completely different set of weirdos from the Howard Dean weirdos.

And you read that headline right.

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